Lol dude I'd love to stick a bunch of straws in my ears. that sounds funny as hell. And i know what you mean about the labeling thing. People usually label me as a stoner because I have stretched ears (HOW THAT LOGIC WORKS I'LL NEVER KNOW!!!) the funny thing is I'm straight edge to boot lol (not one of those douchey straight edge kids that do it because its trendy and want attention)
and 2g are tiny to me because my gf is at 00g all my friends give me crap for having such tiny lobes while she's had bigger gauges then me all throughout our relationship. its funny now that i look back on it.