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That woman should be fired. Was she high or just stupid?

Sorry, you aren't hardcore unless you can fit a beer can in there.

They are beautiful. You oughtta sell some on Etsy or something.

Jojoba oil is good because it's the most similar to human sebum, otherwise look for a Vitamin E oil or a non-extra virgin olive oil. In your... "unique" case, I would also suggest going back down to a size 4 or 6 and actually stretching your ears properly this time.

That's a long sentence.

TheGreyEyedMonster wrote:And if you don't know who Pauly Unstoppable is, you probably shouldn't be stretching.

I have no idea who he is, but God bless him for travelling back in time and inventing ear stretching before the Africans did.

You need to wait at least 6 years. You should be able to trip and fall onto the jewelry and have it slide into your ears.

I totally aggregate with you! People who get so tripod up about using proposition words really anoint me.

Goddamn, they could have at least carved something cooler than tacky skulls.

I have the same thing! My ears were pierced by some drunk idiot friend of my father's when I was a baby, so they've been crooked all my life. I found that while stretching, the problem isn't really one lobe being too thin, but too thick! I'm going to go up to about 16mm or so to see if that balances ...