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Lol dude I'd love to stick a bunch of straws in my ears. that sounds funny as hell. And i know what you mean about the labeling thing. People usually label me as a stoner because I have stretched ears (HOW THAT LOGIC WORKS I'LL NEVER KNOW!!!) the funny thing is I'm straight edge to boot lol (not one of those douchey straight edge kids that do it because its trendy and want attention)

and 2g are tiny to me because my gf is at 00g all my friends give me crap for having such tiny lobes while she's had bigger gauges then me all throughout our relationship. its funny now that i look back on it.

I don't get any reactions because my hair is always down. I'm boring. I get some looks from old people if I go to the store with my septum piercing down or something, but that's about it.
Oh, and one time when I had my eyebrow pierced I went to Wal-Mart with my mom; she was buying a 12-pack of beer and it was closer to me in the shopping cart so I put it up on the conveyor belt. The cashier (who was probably only about 20, and I was 18) asked if I put it up there and almost wouldn't sell it to my mom because of that. Then she looks and my eyebrow and goes "um, do you have any other piercings?" like my mom is a terrible parent who lets me get piercings and drink beer, haha. It was so ridiculous. I work at a grocery store and if I see a grown woman with her teenage kid buying a pack of beer with their groceries I'm not going to think anything of it. Some people are so stupid!

corazon_de_oro wrote: Some people are so stupid!

Correction: MOST people are stupid lol

Yes, definitely crying out for attention because I want bigger holes in my ears than the girl down the street. Gosh, I must be a hoodlum.

My favourite thing is when people tell me "That'll look terrible when you're <insert any age between 70 and 100 here>!" as though anything about me is going to be sexy past seven decades. Yeah I'm going to look back on this and wish I hadn't stretched my earlobes, 'cause man, my earlobes would've been bangin' at 80 otherwise...

Corazon, your avatar made me choke on my tea.

Gutterflower wrote: Yeah I'm going to look back on this and wish I hadn't stretched my earlobes, 'cause man, my earlobes would've been bangin' at 80 otherwise...

Now you've done it...80 year old womens' earlobes are the hottest - there's nothin sexier lol

I know, right? Wouldn't want to be 80 with holes in my earlobes, it'll detract from my overall sexiness.

My older sister (who will have a conniption over anything) hates stretched ears. Needless to say... we're very different people. It's like comparing Wednesday Adams to California Barbie.

Gutterflower wrote: It's like comparing Wednesday Adams to California Barbie.

B-b-but Wednesday doesn't have that hot pink car or the retarded Ken doll!! lol